Wrapping it up for good. (I started it so I get to finish it.)

After the credits had finished rolling, those cheesy subtitles began appearing under photos of the main characters telling us what their futures would be or just something random about them.

Timothy was promoted to senior partner in his firm. He promptly fired Maureen. He still lives in Sewer-View, and has taken in a pet turtle for excitement.

After approximately ten blogs' time, Yolanda gave up waiting for Timothy to propose and did it herself. He's still thinking about it.

The George was never able to walk again, but he has gained a starting position in the Wheel Blacks (New Zealand's world champion wheelchair rugby team.)

Reginald's song "I like donuts and coffee" went to number one in Scandinavia. He is now a small-time celebrity in Gore and is currently negotiating a record deal with Sony.

Beven's nose never properly healed. He got plastic surgery on it and now does male modelling.

The hillbilly and his sister....I mean, wife....um, I don't really know what happened to them. In the production of this story the research team ran out of money and couldn't be bothered investigating them. Someone told me yesterday that they died.

THE END

Well, not quite.

Lark Victory (wahoo! he's so cool!) gained an Oscar for best script.
Yolanda (Tom Cruise) won one for best supporting actress.

And Musings was later heard to comment; "Well done, Lark, I hope a sequel comes our way sometime in the not-too-distant future. Cheerio!"

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