Mayhem and drama ensues 2 : The Return of the Showdown

As soon as Timothy entered the Gore International and Domestic Airport, he knew that finding Beven would not be as easy as he had hoped. Apparently, an English Royal was making the rounds of New Zealand, and the resulting excitement had brought 76.5% of Gore's population out to see him (namely, seven people who had heard he would be there, and another three who wanted to see what all the fuss was about).

Deciding to ask for directions, Timothy tapped a nearby person with an exceptionally large nose, and carrying a rock under one arm, on the shoulder.
"Excuse me, have you seen anyone come through here with an exceptionally large nose and carrying a rock under one arm?"
"........BZZT!......Uh, would you like fries with that?....."
"No, thats ok, just the information thanks."
"........BZZT!.... Hello? Welcome to Spleekj, can I take your order?...."
"Hey, what is this? I'm asking for information, not takeaways!!!"

"You really are stupid, aren't you Timothy?" Beven said, turning to reveal that it was HE that Timothy had been tapping on the shoulder (well duh!).
"What! Beven? It's you! But, I don't understand, why would you be offering me fastfood from Spleekj? Aren't you working for McDonalds?"
"No, you idiot," Beven groaned, "It's your stupid pet rock! Ever since I clobbered you in the face with it - oooh, thats a nice bruise by the way - it's been picking up inter-stellar signals non-stop! It's driving me nuts!!!"
"......BZZT!... Hi! Can I have a McSpleekjie Happiness Meal and a diet Spleekj shake please?...."
Beven groaned again.
"Look Timothy," he sobbed, "I don't want it anymore. I can't handle this! Here, have your stinking rock back!"
Saying this, he held 'The George' out towards his rightful owner.
"Ha! Nice try, Beven," Timothy gloated, not paying any attention to Beven having already surrendered, "You will never escape!!! This looks like a job for....."
Saying this, Timothy dashed into a phonebooth, and began to spin around quickly, while singing the 'Superman' theme song loudly.

After a few seconds, he emerged again, looking decidedly greener, and muttered something about how the world was 'moving too fast in circles' and he was getting dizzy, before passing out on the floor.

"Oh no you don't," Beven cried, and quickly ran to his fallen enemy, "You're not letting me get away that easily!!!"
".....BZZT!.... Is that eat-in or takeaway?...."
Crying in horror, and unable to take any more inter-stellar signals, Beven dropped 'The George' near the fallen Timothy, and fled from the Gore Airport, never to be seen again (for at least this post), although (HINT) some say he fled in the direction of his house at 2 Evil Lair Road (HINT, HINT).

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