The obligatory wrap-up scene.

Being a massive Nerd, Nerd boy cleared up the paperwork in no time. He is currently working on a cure for cancer, the common cold, and stubbed toes.

Being Garbageman, Dave cleared up Woolworths in no time. He is currently considering a new career as a builder (there's plenty of new buildings to be built in Yeejabberwhatsit and Istanbul after all the chaos.)

Being stupid, when Franco Franco got to Scotland he couldn't find the Machine of Downright Unhelpfulness. So, he went to kiss the Blarney stone, and caught Meningitis. That's right, kids, don't share spit! Someone told me yesterday that he died.

Being Swedish, Olaf embarked on a herioc career of rescuing people from near-death situations using his superpower. He recently changed his superhero name to The Folorn Salmon. Don't ask me why, perhaps it was due to his limited command of the english language.

Being a cow who thought he was a dog, Fido applied for work on a dairy farm. But the problem was, the stock weren't afraid of a fellow cow! He was fired soon after.

THE OTHER END. (THE ONE NOBODY REALLY USES THAT OFTEN.)

P.S Always wash your hands after handling garbage.

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