Oh no you don't! (2)

Charged into Woolworths, that is. With Garbageman beside him, riding his trusty steed (lets call him Fido, for that is his name.)
Together, as a team, united and conjoined they rode into the base. Quickly brushing aside a weak banana minion (let's call him 7 Secrets to Marriage Success, for short, because he won't turn up again in this novel) they blasted their way into the Butcher's department (Nerd boy knew that's where Prof. Happyjoy would be.)
Garbageman had used his powers to turn all the old banana skins lying about the place into kung-fu squirrels and now had a trusty army of about fifty of the little critters running about Fido's hooves. Nerd boy was glowing a rather fetching dark blue colour for no particular reason.
They ran into Happyjoy's bedroom! (Due to the evil professor's disturbed childhood in which he had been forced to grow up in a nunnery, the room was bright pink with dollies and lollies and little pink poodles everywhere.)
The squirrels quickly dealt to the poodles. (They got sent outside without any supper, in other words, for this is a family show.)
Nerd Boy and Garbageman looked around. There was no-one to be seen, except for a banana minion (let's call him Moof! Moof! I'm a Moose! for short) in the corner cooking Happyjoy's supper of mashed spinach on rye bread.

Suddenly, all the lights went out. Clamps clamped around Nerd Boy and Garbageman's legs and nets fell on their heads. (Conveniently, the nets had been purchased at the two dollar shop and were only made out of sour snakes. How unhelpful!)
In the corner of the room, a secret door opened. Professor Happyjoy came bursting out, victory written all over his face (in pink marker pen, as a matter of fact.)
"I'm too sexy for my shirt!
I'm too sexy for my shirt!
So sexy it hurts!" He sung, before realising that he was only in his bathrobe, that he had visitors, and that those visitors had been trapped in the security clamps of his bedroom.
"Ha!" He cried. "Trapped!"
Nerd Boy summoned all his psychic forces into a huge ball of fire.
"Oh no you don't!" Cried Professor Happyjoy, throwing a sticky piece of gum at him. (For those more ignorant members of the audience, sticky pieces of gum are a terrible trap to all of heightened brain power. They're just so sticky and gummy, the more intelligent you get the more capitvated by them you become. Gummy! Sticky! Ok, I'm done.)
Garbageman's powerfinger also was quickly ensnared in some locking mechanism both quick and ensnaring.
Oh no! Danger for our heroes!
In another corner of the room, a voice sung out. A voice sounding strangely Swedish.
"I have come to rescue! I am sidekick! Would you like fries with that?"

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