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The World-Famous (to some people) online-novels of Lark and Musings, for you to sit back and enjoy in the quietness of your own home. Warning, all novels may contain traces of nuts, and insanity in large doses. (Reading hint: For more enjoyment and less wanting-to-die-from-how-stupid-it-all-is, L&M Blognovels are suggested read in smaller doses, rather than in one sitting).

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Pank (2)

Pank, who was 'supervising' the operation of the machine, turned another page in Hot Alien Gossip magazine. Thoughts ran through his mutated head.
- Why, why, oh why did Spleekj ever start that McDonalds chain in the first place? He should've known it would lead him into trouble!
- Yes! Universe's most ugly alien, three millenia running!
- Gosh, things sure are quiet. Perhaps I'd better look up...
- Mmm, space goo.
- Mmm, green space goo.
- Oh yeah. Better look up.

Pank looked up.

A small vortex had appeared in the middle of the machine, swirling, twirling, hissing and...kissing? Bits of arm, leg, tail and frog would appear from it at random incidents and then get sucked back in. So Pank did the obvious thing, and pulled out the machine's power plug.

The vortex disappeared. Also, all the power went back on in Gore. (Both streets had been experiencing power cuts due to the machine's excessive drainage.)
A monk suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"Ooh! Nice carpet!" He said, and then fainted. (This could be due to the fact that he had just been through a vortex and been greeted with a hideous alien, but most likely it was due to the fact that his wife had put too much chilli in his lunchtime curry.)

Pank kept reading his magazine, oblivious to the fact that outside in Gore it was raining frogs (machine malfunction #13-67b.)

And Shcktan, Stan and Dellua all magically appeared, at exactly the same time, in a shopping mall in Vladivostok (machine malunction 2- that one happens a lot, due to Reginald peya the detective's eccentricity.)
THEN, something interesting (but not really that spectacular) happened.

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