All Mixed Up

With a loud noise similar to a cow lifting one hoof from a bog whilst simultaneously lowering the others further in, two small green seemingly pointless frogs materialised in the corner of the cave for no apparent reason. Quite spectacularly, mind you, but still for no apparent reason.

At the same time, however, Stan and Fish-Kebab (who was obviously standing in the near proximity) both dematerialised, vanishing from sight.

"Whoa!" the first frog yelled, "That was weird. Those two humans just dematerialised in front of our eyes!"
"Aaagh!" yelled the second frog, "A talking frog!"

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In Pank's house, the ©FIND ANYONE ANYWHERE machine ©© shuddered once, and then stopped.

"Hmm, that was unusual" muttered Shcktan, sure that he had done everything right, and quite certain that no-one had removed a much needed fuse at the wrong time.

"Let me see," Dellua said, leaping into the machine in a way that made it ironically dramatic, and that everyone in the audience would have been able to tell was an obvious set up for what was coming next (like a cartoon character looking up the barrel of a gun seconds before it went off in their face).

And, yes, not to disappoint, the machine started up again, and both Dellua and Shcktan found themselves transporting towards Stan, mixing their DNA together like some cheesy rip-of of 'The Fly' or 'Hot Shots part deux'.

But exactly what happened next, was even stranger.

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