Rationalizing the Irrational Ramblings of Musings in One Easy Step
Eventually, the thought processes of both the Spacecat and the Russian began to think through the previous conversation, and realised quickly that there were many questions left answered.
1) If Stan had really run off with John Wayne's rifle, the SUPER DOOPER ray gun, and the teleporting machine, it seemed unlikely that he had also made off with the spaceship, especially if Shcktan was still in it, as the previous chapter seemed to read as. Eventually this apparent disregard for continuity and flow was put down to Dellua's excited alien ramblings, and both accepted that, yes, the spaceship was still in the basement, and yes, they both were still in it, but no, it wasn't going to be going anywhere, because yes, Shcktan had pulled out that fuse a few blogs ago.
2) Somehow Dellua had arrived, without Pank, to Porirua's house, taking only a few minutes of travelling time, when he had earlier been unable to learn exactly where Porirua's house had been. This wasn't so much a plot problem as an unanswered question, and it was soon explained that Pank had sent Dellua via his in-house transportational device, using his state-of-the-art amazingly-up-to-date alien atlas of the world to find Porirua's house, but that the other alien had to remain behind to finish cooking (in case Dellua failed in his mission to prevent the theft of his super-secret alien stuff, and inadvertantly triggered an inter-galatic war, Pank thought that it was important his cookies didn't burn).
3) There seemed to be no reason why Shcktan would be talking about potato peelers at a time like this, which was eventually put down to Russian rambling.
4) Babelfish was not to be found at either of the two Babelfish links used, something which was decided as being an attempt to make the blog more hilarious, and which may have worked (we'l have to wait until the reviews).
5) The 'Something Random I found' link was actually kind of disturbing, although it was agreed that it was quite random.
So, having sorted out all of this, Dellua and Shcktan turned their attention, like a TV addict without a remote, to what to do about Stan.
"He could be anywhere by now," Dellua groaned, "After all, he took the teleporting machine with him. There's nothing we can do, nothing! Nothing!"
"Wait, Comrade," Shcktan said suddenly, leaping to his feet in excitement (and subequently hitting his head on the roof of the cockpit, leaving a bruise the size of a small bruise...), "I have an idea!!!!"
"What is it?" Dellua said sadly, not really thinking that Shcktan could possibly think of a way out of this situation in only one blog."
But, it seemed he was wrong.
Smiling, Shcktan looked down at Dellua, winked as if to say 'Aaah, my young feline ET friend, it just so happens that I have figured a way out of this situation in only one blog', and uttered one word: "Reginald-the-singing-detective", which may not technically be one word, but he hyphenated it, so the way he said it could possibly be considered as one word.
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1) If Stan had really run off with John Wayne's rifle, the SUPER DOOPER ray gun, and the teleporting machine, it seemed unlikely that he had also made off with the spaceship, especially if Shcktan was still in it, as the previous chapter seemed to read as. Eventually this apparent disregard for continuity and flow was put down to Dellua's excited alien ramblings, and both accepted that, yes, the spaceship was still in the basement, and yes, they both were still in it, but no, it wasn't going to be going anywhere, because yes, Shcktan had pulled out that fuse a few blogs ago.
2) Somehow Dellua had arrived, without Pank, to Porirua's house, taking only a few minutes of travelling time, when he had earlier been unable to learn exactly where Porirua's house had been. This wasn't so much a plot problem as an unanswered question, and it was soon explained that Pank had sent Dellua via his in-house transportational device, using his state-of-the-art amazingly-up-to-date alien atlas of the world to find Porirua's house, but that the other alien had to remain behind to finish cooking (in case Dellua failed in his mission to prevent the theft of his super-secret alien stuff, and inadvertantly triggered an inter-galatic war, Pank thought that it was important his cookies didn't burn).
3) There seemed to be no reason why Shcktan would be talking about potato peelers at a time like this, which was eventually put down to Russian rambling.
4) Babelfish was not to be found at either of the two Babelfish links used, something which was decided as being an attempt to make the blog more hilarious, and which may have worked (we'l have to wait until the reviews).
5) The 'Something Random I found' link was actually kind of disturbing, although it was agreed that it was quite random.
So, having sorted out all of this, Dellua and Shcktan turned their attention, like a TV addict without a remote, to what to do about Stan.
"He could be anywhere by now," Dellua groaned, "After all, he took the teleporting machine with him. There's nothing we can do, nothing! Nothing!"
"Wait, Comrade," Shcktan said suddenly, leaping to his feet in excitement (and subequently hitting his head on the roof of the cockpit, leaving a bruise the size of a small bruise...), "I have an idea!!!!"
"What is it?" Dellua said sadly, not really thinking that Shcktan could possibly think of a way out of this situation in only one blog."
But, it seemed he was wrong.
Smiling, Shcktan looked down at Dellua, winked as if to say 'Aaah, my young feline ET friend, it just so happens that I have figured a way out of this situation in only one blog', and uttered one word: "Reginald-the-singing-detective", which may not technically be one word, but he hyphenated it, so the way he said it could possibly be considered as one word.
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