Simply Spectacular
To give you a clearer picture of what unfolded next, try this little exercise.
Picture a wall of robots, 17 of them, in a frozen Russian mall.
Picture a whole bunch of Russians standing around curiously watching.
Picture a Russian Moving-Assistant and an Inter-galactic Space-Cat charging at the robots.
Picture a transporter, and John Wayne's rifle lying somewhere nearby.
Picture a discarded penguin (that had been disguised as a raygun) eating a discarded salmon (that had been disguised as Dellua's girlfriend).
Now picture a simply spectacular result coming from all these points.
Impressive, isn't it?
Wow, good imagining on your part. Actually, you know what? You all did such a good job of picturing what happened, that I'm not even going to bother and describe it. It would only waste time repeating in my simple words something that you pictured so well.
So, we'll move right along.
Back in Gore, Pank had finished his Hot Alien Gossip magazine, and was now retrieving his final batch of gingerbread aliens from the oven. Fish-kebab was conscious now, had borrowed Hot Alien Gossip and was attempting to solve the crossword.
"What's a 17 letter word for $#DR*&(^G starting with ^?" he called to Pank.
"Did you try ^&*(GTE!#$AER^ge~?" Pank called back.
"Yes," Fish-kebab sighed, "but it doesn't fit. The third letter has to be !."
Suddenly, there was a blingily noise (thats right, a blingily noise) and Dellua and Shcktan both rematerialised, carrying the transporter, John Wayne's rifle, and all of the other stuff that Stan had run off with.
"Hey guys," Pank called, "I see you've got all the stuff back. What happened?"
"Wow, it was amazing, you should have seen it," Shcktan said excitedly, and explained in his primitive Russian dialect the Simply Spectacular scene that had unfolded (again, he could never describe it as well as you imagined it, so we won't bother repeating it).
Everyone was impressed, and they spent the next 10 minutes talking about it.
After that, they had a game of Space Monopoly, and ate some gingerbread aliens.
And then they decided to think about wrapping the plot up.
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Picture a wall of robots, 17 of them, in a frozen Russian mall.
Picture a whole bunch of Russians standing around curiously watching.
Picture a Russian Moving-Assistant and an Inter-galactic Space-Cat charging at the robots.
Picture a transporter, and John Wayne's rifle lying somewhere nearby.
Picture a discarded penguin (that had been disguised as a raygun) eating a discarded salmon (that had been disguised as Dellua's girlfriend).
Now picture a simply spectacular result coming from all these points.
Impressive, isn't it?
Wow, good imagining on your part. Actually, you know what? You all did such a good job of picturing what happened, that I'm not even going to bother and describe it. It would only waste time repeating in my simple words something that you pictured so well.
So, we'll move right along.
Back in Gore, Pank had finished his Hot Alien Gossip magazine, and was now retrieving his final batch of gingerbread aliens from the oven. Fish-kebab was conscious now, had borrowed Hot Alien Gossip and was attempting to solve the crossword.
"What's a 17 letter word for $#DR*&(^G starting with ^?" he called to Pank.
"Did you try ^&*(GTE!#$AER^ge~?" Pank called back.
"Yes," Fish-kebab sighed, "but it doesn't fit. The third letter has to be !."
Suddenly, there was a blingily noise (thats right, a blingily noise) and Dellua and Shcktan both rematerialised, carrying the transporter, John Wayne's rifle, and all of the other stuff that Stan had run off with.
"Hey guys," Pank called, "I see you've got all the stuff back. What happened?"
"Wow, it was amazing, you should have seen it," Shcktan said excitedly, and explained in his primitive Russian dialect the Simply Spectacular scene that had unfolded (again, he could never describe it as well as you imagined it, so we won't bother repeating it).
Everyone was impressed, and they spent the next 10 minutes talking about it.
After that, they had a game of Space Monopoly, and ate some gingerbread aliens.
And then they decided to think about wrapping the plot up.
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