Just 'blurt' and see what happens!
'Splunkdsgtweq'
'Splunkdsgtweq'
Olaf dragged himself forward out of the alley.
If bananas had faces, the banana scout would've had a look of shock and surprise on his face. Olaf had, oh so conveniently (as is often the way in movies) sent himself into the right place, at the right time! He quickly pointed his finger at the banana and zapped him off to Istanbul prison.
*Sidenote:* Istanbul prison is so primitive and vicious that all they feed you is bread and water, once a week. The torture is so horrid that all the prisoners are driven mad in a few days. As soon as the banana arrived there he was dressed in a tutu by the mad prisoners and made to dance the samba. They ate him a couple of days later when they realised he couldn't dance.
"BUT WHAT MADE THE 'Splunkdsgtweq' !!!" Garbageman and several members of the audience cried.
Olaf looked up, tears in his eyes and a bit of curry on his cheek (he was a messy eater.)
"I sorry, Garbageman. Your sidekick is in much injured."
He lifted up his leg. Blood was dripping from it. AND AROUND HIS KNEE WAS A BEAR TRAP!
Garbageman scratched his head. Who would put a beartrap in an alley? Why did Olaf land with his knee in it?
Olaf gave a moan of pain and sunk to the ground.
Garbageman realised this was no time for searching questions and dragged Olaf out of the alley and off to hospital.
In the back of the alley, a young homeless boy gave a high pitched giggle and collected the rest of his bear traps. The $500 he had been paid by the Evil Bananas Councillium Of DOOM (crash of thunder and lightning) would feed him for a week.
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'Splunkdsgtweq'
Olaf dragged himself forward out of the alley.
If bananas had faces, the banana scout would've had a look of shock and surprise on his face. Olaf had, oh so conveniently (as is often the way in movies) sent himself into the right place, at the right time! He quickly pointed his finger at the banana and zapped him off to Istanbul prison.
*Sidenote:* Istanbul prison is so primitive and vicious that all they feed you is bread and water, once a week. The torture is so horrid that all the prisoners are driven mad in a few days. As soon as the banana arrived there he was dressed in a tutu by the mad prisoners and made to dance the samba. They ate him a couple of days later when they realised he couldn't dance.
"BUT WHAT MADE THE 'Splunkdsgtweq' !!!" Garbageman and several members of the audience cried.
Olaf looked up, tears in his eyes and a bit of curry on his cheek (he was a messy eater.)
"I sorry, Garbageman. Your sidekick is in much injured."
He lifted up his leg. Blood was dripping from it. AND AROUND HIS KNEE WAS A BEAR TRAP!
Garbageman scratched his head. Who would put a beartrap in an alley? Why did Olaf land with his knee in it?
Olaf gave a moan of pain and sunk to the ground.
Garbageman realised this was no time for searching questions and dragged Olaf out of the alley and off to hospital.
In the back of the alley, a young homeless boy gave a high pitched giggle and collected the rest of his bear traps. The $500 he had been paid by the Evil Bananas Councillium Of DOOM (crash of thunder and lightning) would feed him for a week.
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