3 Short Scenes Involving Characters from this story
For a while, it seemed as if Stan would not even be able to get into the spaceship at all, until he located the door-key hidden safely under the 'Welcome' mat. However, once inside he easily located the 'Information Desk' and was able to find directions to the cockpit without too much difficulty, thanks to Marian, the delightful Assistant on duty at the time. BUT, he forgot one vital thing....
...to wipe his feet on the mat!!!!
Meanwhile, back in Gore....
"So, what would happen if someone got into my spaceship?" Dellua asked frantically, afraid that any intruder would un-alphabetise his coasters and forget to wipe their feet on the mat (one of these fears already tragically justified!).
"Terrible, terrible things!!!" Pank replied dramatically (subsequently winning the Oscar for Best Portrayal of a Distraught Alien, beating off both Martin Freeman as Arthur Dent in 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', and Michael Jackson as himself in 'Mr Jackson Goes to Court').
"Such as?" probed Dellua (something aliens are very skilled at doing).
Meanwhile, back in the Basement of Porirua's house...
Nursing a big lump like a new mother nursing a baby, or a nurse nursing someone who needs nursing, Shcktan slowly rose to his feet, groaning like someone one number short of winning sixty-five million dollars in lotto.
Looking around him, his quick Russian mind noticed 1) the underpants, lying where they had fallen after hitting him on the head, 2) the super-secret alien stuff, 3) the spaceship with open door, and 4) no sign of Stan.
Immediately, his mind came up with the following thoughts (unfortunately in Russian)...
"Он шел в корабль, теперь обрекает уверенно befall мы все!"
Luckily, with the help of the good people at Babelfish, it is now possible to translate this Russian gibberish into the following English sentence:
"It went into the ship, now dooms confidently befall we everything!"
Which roughly means,
"He has gone into the spaceship, now doom will surely befall us all!"
How right you are, Shcktan, how right you are!
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...to wipe his feet on the mat!!!!
*****
Meanwhile, back in Gore....
"So, what would happen if someone got into my spaceship?" Dellua asked frantically, afraid that any intruder would un-alphabetise his coasters and forget to wipe their feet on the mat (one of these fears already tragically justified!).
"Terrible, terrible things!!!" Pank replied dramatically (subsequently winning the Oscar for Best Portrayal of a Distraught Alien, beating off both Martin Freeman as Arthur Dent in 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', and Michael Jackson as himself in 'Mr Jackson Goes to Court').
"Such as?" probed Dellua (something aliens are very skilled at doing).
*****
Meanwhile, back in the Basement of Porirua's house...
Nursing a big lump like a new mother nursing a baby, or a nurse nursing someone who needs nursing, Shcktan slowly rose to his feet, groaning like someone one number short of winning sixty-five million dollars in lotto.
Looking around him, his quick Russian mind noticed 1) the underpants, lying where they had fallen after hitting him on the head, 2) the super-secret alien stuff, 3) the spaceship with open door, and 4) no sign of Stan.
Immediately, his mind came up with the following thoughts (unfortunately in Russian)...
"Он шел в корабль, теперь обрекает уверенно befall мы все!"
Luckily, with the help of the good people at Babelfish, it is now possible to translate this Russian gibberish into the following English sentence:
"It went into the ship, now dooms confidently befall we everything!"
Which roughly means,
"He has gone into the spaceship, now doom will surely befall us all!"
How right you are, Shcktan, how right you are!
Previous Chapter ***** Next Chapter
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