Stan, the moving man (hyperlinks muhahaha!)

While Dellua and Pank were engaging in scintillating conversation in Gore, over the hills and far away where Porirua's abode resided, the moving team had just opened her cottage door. It wasn't Dan's business, but rather one owned by his brother Stan.
Stan was an interesting man, having just been released from the can, now driving the moving van, who enjoyed going on surfing holidays in his cara-van.
"Gosh!" Exclaimed Stan "There is sure an awful lot of John Wayne memorabilia in this house!"
(Yes, Porirua was a great fan of good old John Wayne.)
Stan called his assistant Shcktan (he's Russian) and they got to work clearing out Porirua's house. The John Wayne memorabilia alone took 2 hours.
Then they did the kitchen (15 minutes) the toilet (30 minutes and yuck! what a stink!) and the bathroom (45 minutes.)
"Ok, Shcktan!" cried Stan, "Let's get down to the basement!"
Somewhere, thunder crashed.
"Shcktan, stop playing that CD of sound effects and get down here!"
"Hokay, boss!"
The two movers headed downstairs.
They stopped, and stared in wonder.
Dellua's spaceship was parked up in the centre of the basement.
His teleporting machine was glowing a strange green colour in the corner of the room.
His hairbrush was lying on the ground.
There was a pair of underpants hanging off his SUPER DOOPER ray gun.
"Wow!" Cried Shcktan "This stuff must be worth heaps! Better not break any of it!"
Shrewder Stan was quiet for a moment. Then he bashed Shcktan over the head with the underpants (knocking him out instantly, of course) and attempted to enter, start, and steal Dellua's spaceship.

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