Pride and Prejudice

As often happens in these situations, everybody turned up at Sally's house at the same time.
Biff charged out of his Charger.
"Sally! What are you doing with another man! I'm your boyfriend!" Biff bellowed.
“(Girlish giggle). Okay Biff. Whatever you say.” Sally replied, giggling girlishly.
Nicholas took a step back, to try and avoid being decked by Biff.
Sally fell over, like a tent deprived of support.
"Oh Sally!" Biff guffawed. "You're so funny! But we played dead last week remember? You know, when I tried to teach you how to go down the waterslide!"
Sally didn't answer. She was unconscious. (As a fish.)
Biff looked at Nicholas, confusion in his eyes. "Hey nerd! Why won't she get up?"
Nicholas shrugged. "Because she only has one brain cell, and it's damaged?"
"Hey!" Biff growled. "You take that back! She has three, and the doctor said that was perfectly normal for a cliché bimbo of her age and body weight!"
"Um, ok, I'm sorry Biff. I'll leave you alone now, just please don't hit me." Nicholas quavered, as he backed away.

Biff ignored him. He never listened to nerds when they didn't have important things to tell him (like how much lunch money they had for him to steal.)

About five minutes later Sally woke up. She looked around. She saw Biff, with a concerned, stupid look in his eyes. She saw Nicholas, hiding behind a dumpster. She saw the Charger.
Her brain did what it could.
"BOYFRIEND!" She cried out, and ran towards Nicholas.

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