A long time between blogs (sorry)

I run to the closet to put on some loose clothes, before realising... I'm already wearing loose clothes. You see, I buy all my clothes at the Op Shop, because they're cheaper. And I always buy big, just in case I grow into them. Im 32, but hey, the world's just so unpredictable these days, you never know what might happen.
Anyway, at the closet, I decide... why risk a danger-filled, action-packed, adrenalin-ridden, spandex-sponsored sniper run when I can just hide here in my safe little closet?
So that is what I do.

SUDDENLY, AND WITHOUT WARNING, MY CLOSET, WITH ME INSIDE, DISAPPEARS COMPLETELY AND REAPPEARS.... IN LAS VEGAS!

And this time it actually had something to do with the storyline!

"SCREAM 2!" I scream, before fainting.

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