An Hiroic Action

POP!

Suddenly, time seems to freeze, and an Asian hiro (thats 'Hero' to us) wearing glasses and carrying a large samurai sword comes running past.
"Star Trek-o!" he yells, as his mighty sword disembowels the kamikaze fridges (or should that be disem-butter-conditioners, because fridges don't really have bowels).
"Space-a and time!" he cries as he rearranges the positions of the Roger Elves, mostly positioning them just over the edge of the castle walls.
"I did it!" he exclaims, as he struggles to push one of the elephants to a position just above the remaining Elves.
And then, as quickly as he has come, the Asian has gone.

POP!

Suddenly, time seems to unfreeze (or, more correctly, time seems to thaw).
The kamikaze fridges simultaneously fall to their sides, with their butter-conditioners spread everywhere, like spreadable butter...
En masse, a group of Roger Elves fall from the castle walls, never to be seen again.
Meanwhile, an elephant lands softly, his fall broken by the remaining Roger Elves, who are suddenly in no mood to continue fighting.

And, just then, Trevor, wearing a floral apron and carrying a tray of drinks and biscuits, bursts from the depths of the castle, and utters the ferocious battle cry: "Drink-ees and bikkies, anyone?"

Teleport back in time one scene **** Progress Forwards towards the final scenes