Nice Road Truckers

Rule number 11 in the Q Dimension: The police don't wield Tasers in Q Dimension, they wield "Ticklers." The difference being, when a cop shoots you with a Tickler, instead of going "ARHGGH!" and falling to the ground in pain, you go "hahahahohohhehehe oh please make it stop!" and fall to the ground in aggravated delight.

The truck trucked on towards its destination. Unfortunately, Harold had lost the map, so currently the truck was going round and round the roundabout while he tried to figure out what to do.
The dialogue in the truck went something like this;

Harold: "Dangit, Randy, what are we going to do?"
Randy: "Yo, Harold, I don' know, man, but I reckon we got at least four more seasons worth of stupid Americans left out there to milk before we split the money and run."
Dark and Mysterious Truck Driver: "Do you guys still want me to keep turning right?"
Ryan Seacrest (the devolution was complete) "Let's look back over the past few weeks and see how the journey has gone for Dark and Mysterious Truck Driver up until this point in the competition."

Silence fell in the truck as the occupants sat back and watched a moving and emotional short clip about how Dark and Mysterious Truck Driver had grown up in a poor inner-city area, (and a single parent home) and now, at this stage in his life he was finally following his dreams (and his name) and becoming a Dark and Mysterious Truck Driver.

Applause followed.

Harold: "Look, I can't remember where the dark and mysterious hideout is. But I know that whenever Ernie comes to this planet he stays at an apartment on the intersection of Roller Skate Street and Rocking Chair Road. Let's just go there."
Awkward Dark and Mysterious Minion: "Hey, that reminds me of a joke! What do you get when you combine Roller Skates and a Rocking Chair? Rock n Roll! HAHAHAHA!"

There was a thud as Awkward Dark and Mysterious Minion was thrown out the back of the truck, quickly to be run over by a Pink Honda City.

And the truck headed to the intersection of Roller and Rocking.

***

Roger, back at the spaceport, had not wasted a moment, once he knew where the Dark and Mysterious Truck was heading. He ran out into the street, and like in all good cop-drama-action movies, the first car coming towards him screeched to a halt. Roger pulled the blubbering, nervous driver out of the car with one arm (also highly implausible in real life) and convinced them to let him hijack their car by showing them a badge that was sewn into his wallet. And they were fine with that and didn't call the police or tell anyone. Even though it was his Cub Scout Sewing Badge (the wimpiest one a Cub Scout can attain.)

I mean, come on, cop-drama-action movie makers. Give us some reality for heaven's sake.

As Roger sped towards the Dark and Mysterious hideout, he briefly noticed a truck going round and round a roundabout a street over from where he was driving. "How strange." He thought. "They must be lost." And like all good drivers when they realise someone else is hopelessly lost and could use a hand from a local, he kept on going and minded his own business. I mean, they could be dangerous or something.

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P.S. I have just been informed by the devolution experts that Ryan Seacrest's next devolution is pending and could indeed happen as soon as the very next chapter!